The Overlord is gone. I have no idea where he went or when he left. All the other minions are gone, too. The castle and caves are very quiet. Only six furnaces belch smoke into the pristine atmosphere. [It is still cold. I had to have some source of heat. I hope he doesn't mind that I used his old couch as fuel.]
[The above was interupted by the Overlord looking for his old couch.]
So if you're desperate for a minion, remember me, please.